Monthly Archives: April 2009

“twaaaang” = OW!

So, I’m always finding new ways of being reminded that I’m getting old and feeble. This leg/butt evil i.t. band/hamstring thing I have was getting better for a while, but for every day where it seemed to get better there’s … Continue reading

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This is what gives me hopes for the internets

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Can you die from a broken ass?

So, healthy living sucks out loud.  Hear that, across the room?  That whistling noise?  That’s healthy living.  SUCKING. I’ve been working at being healthier for a while now.  Nothing too huge.  First I just didn’t pig out on everything I … Continue reading

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Typical Conversation

This is how Jeff & I talk to each other: I was leaning on Jeff while we were watching television when the remote he was holding slipped out of his hand and whacked me on the head. Not a big … Continue reading

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Wasting time, energy, and making a phone sales-guy cry.

It’s been a tough week. My birthday was Wednesday, as you can see from the previous post. I turned 35. It was painful, and while I’m glad it’s over my relief is tempered by the fact that it’s gonna suck … Continue reading

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Accumulated stuff.

When you’re a kid, your birthday’s about getting presents.  Later on, if you’re the kind of person you should be, you learn that giving can be more fun.  This is a birthday gift to my friends and family – there’s … Continue reading

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My respect for Mr. Cage has actually gone up.

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Oh say can you see me lip synching…

Another fun little biographic factoid: When I was incarcerated going to high school at Grenville Christian College, the private boarding high school in Brockville run by the bananas religious right, I had a lot of time on my hands. After … Continue reading

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Dignity optional.

Mom sent me a card and present for my birthday. The card was nice and her present fits, but I don’t see myself wandering about Vancouver in a set of adult-medium “Disney certified” mouse ears.

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Mortality… well, it just sucks.

For as long as I can remember, I’ve never handled the turning over of my personal odometer. Whenever I have my birthday (April 8th, for those headed to the Hallmark store, thanks very much) I get very stressed and depressed. … Continue reading

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