This is how Jeff & I talk to each other:
I was leaning on Jeff while we were watching television when the remote he was holding slipped out of his hand and whacked me on the head. Not a big deal, it weighs nothing. Still:
“Ow! My head!” Says I.
“Are you okay?” Says Jeff.
“Now I don’t know math.”
“Yeah, okay – but did you before?”
“…No.”
“There you go.”
“What were we watching again?”
