Monthly Archives: June 2009

Stupidity is forever… Everyone else’s, that is.

I had my first tattoos done a month after I turned eighteen – a roaring lion’s head on my right shoulder blade and the Greek symbol for Omega on my right shoulder.  It was 1992, these things happen.  It’s been … Continue reading

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Never gonna happen – too much carbs.

From my new FFN website – Texts From Last Night (303): normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.

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Love In The Time Of Craigslist…

I am happily, happily married.  (Equality-wise, I say yay Canada!  USA sucks out loud, so there.) Sorry, got distracted. I am happily married.  That being said, I do enjoy reading Craigslist for the iPhone, and specifically the Missed Connections.  Sometimes … Continue reading

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Wheee… ow.

I’m typing with my elbows so I can use my hands to hold my head together. This is because I was a good husband last night. Jeff had a business dinner with his company and they were going to a … Continue reading

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On death & dying:

Upon reflecting on the cross-cultural universality of funerals, wakes, and other death rituals, Jeff said this: “Lunch is always part of the grieving process.” Context is everything.  If you’re a cannibal from darkest Borneo it’s going to be a little … Continue reading

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