So as I write this I’m watching Woody Harrelson say “That’ll do, pig” to Jesse Eisenberg near the end of Zombieland. I loves me some zombie movies – I think we have 20 of them on the hard drive attached to the back of the television.
Anyways, there’s a part where Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin are riding in one of those swinging-boat rides at the post-apocalyptic amusement park. If you haven’t seen it, don’t ask.
I said, “if they’re by themselves, how are they supposed to get off?”
Jeff didn’t miss a beat. “I never tried to understand how girl bits are supposed to work.”
