It’s been a while since I’ve posted- mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. My bad, sincerely; life has a way of being to much going on for time to write or much too little going on to write about and so lo these two months or more and nothin’ got wrote. I’ll try not to do that again.
Anyway… Before I get started, a heads-up. If you blush when watching prime-time television or are my mom, you’ll want to surf over to www.amish.com and check the new barns of the season. What can I tell you, my mom likes barns. For everyone else, I’ll try to keep this post at PG and not even PG-13, since I have relatives that definitely will read this and don’t want the inevitable Facebook snickering that’d otherwise ensue. Now, back to our show.
Oops, first watch this:
Wasn’t a bad movie, but not exactly Citizen Kane. Hell, Citizen Kane isn’t Citizen Kane, the way people tell it. My point is, not a great piece of art. That line, though – that always makes me laugh. So, when iTunes released it as a ringtone, I bought it and assigned it to Facebook, so every time an FB message comes to my iPad or iPhone, Sam Rockwell whines, “oh, that’s not right!” It’ll probably get old, but in the meantime, I get a laugh once in a while. Especially the day before yesterday.
Again, keepin’ it PG:
Jeff and I will have been married four years on December 18th, and they’ll also be the seventh anniversary of when he bumped into me at the magazine rack at Chapters on Robson. Even though we’re not exactly newlyweds or nothin’, we still get… ahem. I guess “frisky” is the word to use? There are shenanigans that occur. Let’s leave it at that. Other bloggers can get all prurient and such, but I still have my virtue.
Okay, I did laugh at that one. I haven’t seen my virtue since 1989.
I still won’t paint a picture for you, though. This whole thing ties up like this: Jeff and I were working on something or reading or watching tv and we… got distracted. The dog was asleep in his solarium and out from underfoot. However, because we’re good nerds our iPads or iPhones are always nearby, and even if we weren’t good nerds, our house is like, nine feet wide or so, so they’d be beside us at all times whether we liked it or not.
So, we were …distracting each other. For about 30 seconds or so. Then, just as things changed from “an episode of Friends” level of distracting to “pick your favourite HBO show” level, wouldn’t you know it, my phone says, you guessed it,
While I laughed hard, Jeff laughed so hard he fell off the couch.
I’m gonna end the post here, while I can still look everyone in the eye without going red.
I will say this before I go, though: laughing a lot is good for the shenanigans. We highly recommend it. And also, I changed my damn ringtone. I paid too much money for my damn phone for it to start getting all judgmental on us.
