About Chris

I’m now 37, mwd (married with dog), and live and work in downtown Vancouver, BC.

Birthdate – April 8, 1974.

Religion – My spiritual beliefs revolve around the premise that zombie somethings will fuck your shit up. The “somethings” may be random and interchangeable – it’s more fun that way.

Hometown – Ottawa, Ontario. Don’t hate me, hate my town. They should build a wall around it.

Current Address – Downtown Vancouver, BC.

Marital Status – Husbanded. To a wonderful guy, I guess I should be clear about that if you haven’t seen my facebook page. Married life is surprisingly entertaining. I think it’s the drugs he puts in my burritos.

Travels – I’ve been around the block; everywhere in Canada that’s West of Montreal, Western and Central Europe, all over Mexico. Also Western & Central Russia, including Siberia. As far as the US goes, Florida & Rochester, NY. I felt safer in Russia. Boo America, you suck!

Hobbies – Pool, Chess, Movies, Sports, my husband, my dog. Also photography, books, television, if television can be hobby. I guess it can, in the same way heroin can be an after-school activity.

Favourite MovieThe Spanish Prisoner.

Favourite BookFool, by Christopher Moore. Hilarious takeoff on King Lear.

Favourite TV ShowLeverage, Mythbusters, Burn Notice, and especially Better Off Ted.

Here I am…

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