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About Christopher

Married to a sweet fella, proud papa to tiny, furry sweet fella. Enjoys beer, pop-culture junkie-ing and ronking with the best of them. My personal philosophy is summed up thusly: "Zombie robots will fuck your shit up."

It’s been a while since I’ve posted- mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. My bad, sincerely; life has a way of being to much going on  for time to write or much too little going on to write about and so … Continue reading

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Yes, I know, I blather on and on about Jeff & The Dog more than a new parent shows off pictures of their baby’s first blink. I know it gets old and I promise to start blogging about other, more … Continue reading

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I haven’t blogged in a bit, mostly due to an overwhelming amount of life getting in the way. However, Jeff ‘n I had some interesting stuff going on this last week, so here I am to chat about it. First … Continue reading

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I’m usually smarter than the following would lead you to believe. Honest. When I buy clothes, I’ve got a pretty short attention span. I go for stuff that looks like stuff I already have, and my main requirements are that … Continue reading

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This is an example of how we behave towards each other, and why our friends tend to make barfing noises when the witness it happening. Aaaand this is an example of what happens when you’re not only lucky enough to … Continue reading

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I’m so sick of my new glasses, I’m gonna go bananas. When I was in the fourth grade my parents noticed that I couldn’t see so hot, and I ended up with the crappiest, cheapest, plastic-est, thickest damn indestructible kid-glasses … Continue reading

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So, I guess an explanation is required. I spent almost a week in Ottawa recently, and while I made sure to spend the lion’s share of my available time with family & friends, I did take a few hours to … Continue reading

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I’ve been wondering for a while how to go about writing this post, because it’s so important to me to get it right. This makes it long overdue, but hopefully for the right reason. I’m in Ottawa to see family, … Continue reading

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It was a very creepy experience, let me tell you. I’ll  just say first, I’m not very weird, shorts-wise. People always say it’s the banker who sports a g-string or the supermodel who prefers granny-panties, that sort of thing. If … Continue reading

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When I was a kid, on Saturday mornings my mom would take my sister and I and chuck us out the back door. Even if the weather wasn’t exactly fantastic, she was always determined that we take advantage of being … Continue reading

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When my shift is as stable as it currently is, you could set your watch by my comings and goings. (Why you would want to, I don’t know. That’s between you and your god.) My point is, every weekday like … Continue reading

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Wow, I was a little grim last week, no? I’ve always been dark around my birthday, and was expecting this year to be more of the same. And yeah, the couple of weeks leading up to it were a pretty … Continue reading

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So, I’m sitting in the doctor’s office, thinking that I’m probably gonna die. That’s what I always think when I go to the doctor, for good reason. In this instance, my visit is about something that will most likely not … Continue reading

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So, so very pretty. I’m a junkie for tech, this is news to nobody. However, I’ve been reticent to jump on the iPad bandwagon until, whattaya know, now. Oddly enough, I took a pass on the iPad2- mostly because it’s … Continue reading

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It’s. So. Early. I had a bad day on Friday. I was tired and stressed when I dragged my ass home at eight o’clock, and decided to go to bed early. You know, to get some rest. So you can … Continue reading

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