Existential Superpowers. » Bear Stuff

…And they can be just as scary.

Christopher — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 01:43:50 +0000

So as I write this I’m watching Woody Harrelson say “That’ll do, pig” to Jesse Eisenberg near the end of Zombieland. I loves me some zombie movies – I think we have 20 of them on the hard drive attached to the back of the television.

Anyways, there’s a part where Emma Stone and Abigail Breslin are riding in one of those swinging-boat rides at the post-apocalyptic amusement park. If you haven’t seen it, don’t ask.

I said, “if they’re by themselves, how are they supposed to get off?”

Jeff didn’t miss a beat. “I never tried to understand how girl bits are supposed to work.”

This is why drugs are bad.

Christopher — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:15:57 +0000

What’s really weird is that more than one person thought that this was a super idea.

Jeff is gonna get that fish, eventually.

Christopher — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 02:58:35 +0000

Vancouver has this ongoing art project where every year or two unique and interesting statues pop up all over town. They’re always based on a wildlife theme and are decorated in interesting ways be a multitude of local and not-so-local artists and artisans. For instance, first we had…

Orcas:

"From Deep Within" just sounds dirty.

Then we had Spirit Bears:

He's still there, trying to get a ride.

And now, there’s the eagles – they’re not quite as interesting as the bears turned out to be, or as diversely creative as the orcas, but at least they… um… well, this one has a fish. For Jeff, that’ll be enough.

Quick, the police are on their way!