Category Archives: Movie Reviews

Milla Jojovich & Crap Movies

So Jeff & I went on Friday to see Resident Evil: Afterlife.  I’m still not clear on what makes the third sequel in this series Afterlife-ish.  What I do know is that the first movie was pretty great, and it … Continue reading

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Everybody Loves A Chubby Marmot. (Yes, you’re dirty)

If you don’t love a tiny chubby marmot eating a biscuit, you have no soul.

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Ethan was both pointy and paunchy.

So Jeff and I saw Daybreakers this afternoon.  The sum total of my review comes to this:  “Meh”. On the way back downtown we saw this hanging in the window of what appears to be a combination head shop / … Continue reading

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Truth In Advertising… Finally!

It just figures that I catch the best movie I’ve seen all year on the last damn day of 2009! I’m not a huge Wes Anderson fan, but this movie charmed the hell out of me – it’s smart, wryly … Continue reading

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Nothing says Christmas like nightmares and screaming…

I caught this on ew.com and let me just say: The writer-director of this particular short has some serious… issues. Seriously, eek. Enjoy! Alma from Rodrigo Blaas on Vimeo.

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