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The old lady had a thing about my underwear.
It was a very creepy experience, let me tell you. I’ll just say first, I’m not very weird, shorts-wise. People always say it’s the banker who sports a g-string or the supermodel who prefers granny-panties, that sort of thing. If … Continue reading
Jeff wakes up next to a seizing howler monkey. Let’s see if he spots the difference.
If you have ever known me at any level, be it in passing or as a lifelong close relative, you’ll recognize my one eternal constant. I ain’t quiet. It’s just the way things go with me- I share. A … Continue reading
Christmas Greetings From The Clueless
I thought I was being responsible and ahead of the curve, seriously. If there’s an inquiry later I want to go on record as stating that I blame Jeff for everything. Anyhoo. I worked really hard last week and managed … Continue reading
That Sunuvabitch Forgot My Marshmallows, Too.
Jeff & I have been together since our first date in December of 2004. We’re still jostling around and joking and laughing and are generally disgustingly very happy together. Please keep this in mind. Jeff was making hot chocolate tonight … Continue reading
Keeping that bastard Steve Jobs in business…
A couple of weeks ago, after hemming and hawing for months on end and driving Jeff nuts, I caved and bought us iPhones. Notice I didn’t say iPhone4s- apparently that’s a marketing ploy. No iPhones before the Four are worthy … Continue reading
A Day Late:
Among the other brain-rotting shows on late ’70s television like The Incredible Hulk, The Six Million Dollar Man and The Love Boat (don’t judge) I used to be addicted to The Bionic Woman. The tale of a young tennis pro … Continue reading
I’m gonna need a bigger pumpkin.
So, Jeff ‘n I were out hunting the wild groceries this afternoon, and I had a lightning strike of inspiration. It’s October and Thanksgiving (the real one, Pat – tell Brian I said so) is here and so there were … Continue reading
Evil, evil junkies…
So, I was walking the dog yesterday morning when we were jumped by a couple of crackheads. It sounds much more dramatic than it actually was, really. We were under the overpass at Carrall St. by the time Rumble did … Continue reading
Wildlife and technology and cumen.
Blog post Last night I dreamt that I was the world’s smartest sea otter. I knew I was the smartest sea otter in the world because I’d mastered videoconferencing. I knew I’d mastered videoconferencing because apart from being the smartest … Continue reading
Milla Jojovich & Crap Movies
So Jeff & I went on Friday to see Resident Evil: Afterlife. I’m still not clear on what makes the third sequel in this series Afterlife-ish. What I do know is that the first movie was pretty great, and it … Continue reading
…And they can be just as scary.
So as I write this I’m watching Woody Harrelson say “That’ll do, pig” to Jesse Eisenberg near the end of Zombieland. I loves me some zombie movies – I think we have 20 of them on the hard drive attached … Continue reading
I’d kick a bunny for a cheeseburger.
So very, very hungry. If you’ve read previous posts you know how I go on ad nauseum about the evils of P-90X and how I’m always getting up early and jumping around like an idiot in a vain attempt to … Continue reading
I had a feeling about Hulk…
I got this from last week’s issue of The Stranger: I failed the geek test: Isn’t She-Hulk Hulk’s Cousin?
Fringe Division is in the hizzy.
I was walking down Granville Street after work this afternoon on my way to pick Jeff up at his office when I came across this: The guys behind Fringe were downtown shooting a scene that looked like a follow-up to … Continue reading