Just during the course of our usual conversations, Jeff and I (and our friends) occasionally come up with weird and striking phrases. Here’s a few:
- “Don’t dis my whimsy.”
- “I’m not going to get drawn into an existential debate about my imaginary super-powers!”
- “Your ‘oops’ was a lie!”
- “Don’t aggravate the nipples.” (About a shelf filled with baby bottles!)
- ”A pair of ruby slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz is missing from a museum in Grand Rapids, Mich. Police are on the lookout for someone who is skilled in disabling alarms, knowledgeable about cinema memorabilia, and very, very gay.” – Joel McHale
- Pope Sixtus IV who remarked to Michelangelo upon seeing the Sistine Chapel for the first time, “I said paint the ceiling, not go nuts.” – Steve Martin
- “I was barking at the pickle, actually.”
- “Those lottery fuckers haven’t given us our money yet.”
- Walking by a home decor store on Davie – “That Buddha looks like he’s doing a mic check with his nipple.”
- “You can get your iPod when you try on some pants.”
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